Eppie and Dancer from Mystic Valley continue their interview with author Anny Cook…
Dancer: It seems like you spent a lot of time talking about our private lives. Did you tell your readers anything about the actual valley?
Anny: Sure. Let’s see… I talked about the weird plants. And the animals. I think I already mentioned the clothing, especially the shardas.
Dancer: (edgily) Don’t go there. I don’t want to talk about wearing skirts anymore.
Anny: (tartly) You’re going to live in the valley a loooong time. Get over it. The way you’re carrying on, you would think you were the only one wearing a sharda. As far as I could tell all the men wear them. Ooooh…I never thought of the potential for that. Seven hundred men in shardas and no underwear…
Eppie: Maybe we should talk about food, instead.
Anny: All right, let’s talk about food. I heard a lot of mention about rowan stew. Exactly what is a rowan?
Dancer: (coughing to cover a laugh) Ah, rowan. Yeah. Hmmm. Well a rowan is an animal that is something between a cow and a horse. Their chief characteristic seems to be the huge quantities of manure they produce which is bartered with the farmers.
Dancer: (shrugging) There’s no money in the valley. Each village has a barter keeper who keeps track of who owes what. Actually, it’s a pretty efficient system.
Anny: What do you barter, Dancer?
Dancer: (blushing) In the valley, I was allowed a certain amount of barter credit as soon as Eppie was pregnant. Uh, it seems that fertility is worth barter credit. Imagine being paid to—
Anny: Yes, well, that’s probably too much information.
Eppie: So, Anny! What's this we heard about the wonderful reviews our story is receiving? Readers like our story?
Anny: Of course they like your story! It has everything they could ask for! And that's exactly what the reviewers are saying!
Dancer: I don't know... Are you sure about that? I mean how do you know?
Anny: Well Fallen Angels Reviews gave your story Five Angels. That's a wonderful review! Here! I just happen to have the link handy so you can read it for yourself! http://www.fallenangelreviews.com/2007/July/Marlene-DancersDelight.htm
Eppie: That's a very nice review, Anny! Did you say someone else liked the book?
Anny: Hoo-boy, I almost forgot! Don't know how I could forget about Jacqueline's Review! It was great! Here's that link! Just see what she had to say! http://jacqueline-roth.livejournal.com/ See? Isn't that great?
Dancer: (scratches head) They really liked our story. I can't wait to see what they think of the other stories. Who did you say you wrote stories for?
Anny: Traveller's Refuge is about Trav and Wrenna. Cherished Destinies is about Arano and Arturo. And I'm working on Bishop's story. Boy is he stubborn!
Dancer: Yeah, he was. But Samara's whipped him into shape.
Eppie: Probably because he likes schalzina and shardas and schelas...
Dancer: Hey! I thought we weren't gonna talk about schelas!
Anny: (slyly) Well, only a little.
This wraps up the interview with Dancer and Eppie. Come back tomorrow for another thrilling blog by Anny.
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