Friday, March 4, 2011
Rule #1. Don't worry about what's gonna happen tomorrow...there are enough troubles for today. Experience has taught me the truth of this.
Rule #2. Don't borrow anyone else's troubles...otherwise they'll have to go looking for some to even things up.
Rule #3. If you don't have any troubles today...be quiet. It's probably because they can't find you. If you're quiet enough, they might dump your trouble off at someone else's house.
Rule #4. If you think you have too much trouble, stop the next three people you see on the street and ask them about their troubles. There's a 99% chance you'll find you have exactly the right amount of trouble.
Rule #5. If you believe you don't have enough trouble, e-mail me and I'll send you some of mine.
Have a nice weekend.