Sunday, April 6, 2008

Celebrating Women

A lady is a woman who makes it easy for a man to be a gentleman.~~American Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.~~Timothy Leary

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.~~Charlotte Whitton

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.~~Billy Crystal

At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.~~P.G. Wodehouse

If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things.~~Plato

The thing that women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.~~Roseanne Barr

I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.~~Claire Sargent

Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.~~Ovid

Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.~~Mae West

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~~Dave Barry

After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~~Mel Gibson, about what women want


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  1. I love the Roseanne comment - so damn true

  2. My hubby agrees with Billy Crystal!

    I like Mel's also, and the Dave Barry one!