Heh. That would be me. I hired my neighbor to cook because I can't manage to cook a nice piece of meat properly. Either it's so done it's tough or it's so underdone it's still breathing...
I even do exactly what she tells me to do. And it's not happening. Of course, I'm also the one who can burn oatmeal. And boiling water.
On the other hand, I make a pretty good bread, a fair cup of instant cocoa, and a medium fried egg. In my world, everything is cooked in one pot--not because I don't own more pots but because that's my attention limit. One pot. Anything over that burns, boils over, or gets lumpy/clumpy.
How about you? What's your main dish?